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I'm Sammy, from SoCal. This is the part that I write about myself.

Sep 23

glasmond:



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 Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.

Can I reblog this?

I’m reblogging this.

(via wake-or-sleep)


Sep 22
meghanturbitt:

RIP Eric the Actor from the Howard Stern show…I am heartbroken : (

meghanturbitt:

RIP Eric the Actor from the Howard Stern show…I am heartbroken : (


scumsberg:

“Howard Stern Show" wack packer Eric “The Actor" Lynch has died at 39 … TMZ has learned.Eric’s longtime manager Johnny Fratto tells us Lynch was rushed to a hospital in Sacramento Saturday after he started having heart problems … and we’re told most of his organs just gave out.
An official from the hospital confirms Eric passed away Saturday afternoon … and Fratto says Lynch was surrounded by family and friends when he died.  We’re told his caretaker Jon was also present.Eric appeared on the Stern show just last week … and said his parents would be taking over caretaking duties because Jon was moving away.
Eric has been calling into the Stern show since 2002 … and would famously call in to yell at Howard. He had a love-hate relationship with pretty much everyone on staff. His medical condition was never explained on the show — but he always claimed to have outlived doctors expectations.Eric also made a few cameos on TV shows like “In Plain Sight" and "Fringe.”

Back in 2009 we shot Eric rolling up to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills — where he actually got the valet to park his pimped out Power-Wheels style Escalade.

- TMZ (X)


Awesome Moments:

The Shining (X)

In My Butt Song (X)

First Appearance (X)

Eric the Shit Head (X)

Romper The Clown (X)

Carrie Underwood Call (X)

Eric Calls Playboy Radio (X)

Eric The Actor Gay Porno (X)

Eric is NOT a Wack Packer (X)

"Wild Thing" Eric the Actor Song (X)

Eric Vs Steve Langford (Zero Point Zero) (X)

Who’s High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson (X)

Richard Christy Pranks Eric as a Wrestling Promoter (X)

RIP


:(

scumsberg:

Howard Stern Show" wack packer EricThe Actor" Lynch has died at 39 … TMZ has learned.

Eric’s longtime manager Johnny Fratto tells us Lynch was rushed to a hospital in Sacramento Saturday after he started having heart problems … and we’re told most of his organs just gave out.

An official from the hospital confirms Eric passed away Saturday afternoon … and Fratto says Lynch was surrounded by family and friends when he died.  We’re told his caretaker Jon was also present.

Eric appeared on the Stern show just last week … and said his parents would be taking over caretaking duties because Jon was moving away.

Eric has been calling into the Stern show since 2002 … and would famously call in to yell at Howard. He had a love-hate relationship with pretty much everyone on staff. His medical condition was never explained on the show — but he always claimed to have outlived doctors expectations.

Eric also made a few cameos on TV shows like “In Plain Sight" and "Fringe.”
Back in 2009 we shot Eric rolling up to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills — where he actually got the valet to park his pimped out Power-Wheels style Escalade.
- TMZ (X)
Awesome Moments:
The Shining (X)
In My Butt Song (X)
First Appearance (X)
Eric the Shit Head (X)
Romper The Clown (X)
Carrie Underwood Call (X)
Eric Calls Playboy Radio (X)
Eric The Actor Gay Porno (X)
Eric is NOT a Wack Packer (X)
"Wild Thing" Eric the Actor Song (X)
Eric Vs Steve Langford (Zero Point Zero) (X)
Who’s High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson (X)
Richard Christy Pranks Eric as a Wrestling Promoter (X)
RIP
:(


Sep 19

Jake Peralta + Canada

(via brooklyn99gifs)


Sep 18

dorkly:

Super Mario Kombat

Who’s the ideal person to be saving everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom? Is it the pudgy, middle-aged plumber? Or is it the shape-shifting Outworld sorceror Shang Tsung?

The answer should be pretty obvious.

(via collegehumor)


queen-of-dork:

iosonopreso:

pea-gravel:

secondlina:

"Nope", the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

I would watch this.

I would watch the hell out of this.

I don’t even watch anime but this is fantastic

(via asschan)


(via r5-d4)


runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(via youhavethewrongtumblr)


eatmeallnight:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

cultureunseen:

Samuel Leroy Jackson

December 21, 1948 (65 years strong)

hardest workin man in hollywood
fun fact: sam been in over 1600 movies

He really is so important

(via youhavethewrongtumblr)





Sep 16
anakin-no:


"Or more importantly, how I failed you"

A comic I actually made many months ago, but never liked it enough to post it. I gave it another shot and its not as terrible as I thought. Anyway, here I am, here to make you sad as always. 

anakin-no:

"Or more importantly, how I failed you"

A comic I actually made many months ago, but never liked it enough to post it. I gave it another shot and its not as terrible as I thought. Anyway, here I am, here to make you sad as always. 

(via obiwankenoobi)


enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

(via richladpoketrainer)


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