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I'm Sammy - SoCal - super duper Star Wars geek, and then some - Harry Potter gets a shout out, too - not to mention my marching band roots - and I'd be a gamer if I ever had time...

Apr 15

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redkiteslongnights:

Sometimes it’s gray and it swims

Holy mother of YES, THAT.

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Apr 12
sassybatterie:

this is probably my favorite thing to name pokemon i send out over wonder trade

sassybatterie:

this is probably my favorite thing to name pokemon i send out over wonder trade

(via hcoflip1827)


bryko:

I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles

(via thefuuuucomics)


I once told a joke about a straight person.

They came after me in droves.

Each one singing the same:

Don’t fight fire with fire.

*

What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.

Do not fight fire with water.

Do not fight fire with foam.

Do not evacuate the people.

Do not sound the alarms.

Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.

Do not barricade the door with damp towels.

Do not wave a white flag out of the window.

Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.

Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.

Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.

Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.

*

When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.

What they mean is: Stand and burn.

Stand and Burn by Claudia Boleyn.  (via claudiaboleyn)

(via quarksandcoyotes)


nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

(via bouldernumber2)


sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

(via diabetic-prince)


pudgealicious88:

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

same.

(via diabetic-prince)


rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

(via doomdoesashepleases)


lookatallthesleepidonthave:

I feel not enough people acknowledge John Mulaney

(via thegayteen)


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Apr 10

allmyfantasiesarethirdperson:

andythanfiction:

Some Like it Hot (1959)

Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.

This!

(via ruskabelle-rabbit)



tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses

(via tyleroakley)


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